1 - No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2 - When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3 - If your sister hits you, don't hit her back, they always catch the 2nd person.

4 - Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.

5 - You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6 - Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7 - You cannot run a Dustbuster and hold a cat at the same time.

8 - You cannot hide a piece broccoli in a glass of milk

9 - Do not wear polka dot underwear with white shorts.

10- The best place to be when your sad is Grandpa's lap.