Walking down the path of Glenn Beck's logic is kind of like trying to catch a rattlesnake with your eyelids, but here we go anyway.
What has Mr. Beck all a tizzy lately is the fact that Spider-Man has gone multiracial. Marvel has begun portraying the famous hero as a half-Latino, half-black teenager.
This, says Beck, is a direct result of President and Mrs. Obama's plan to sublimate white America through our most cherished institutions. You can hear his thoughts here.