1 - No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2 - When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 

3 - If your sister hits you, don't hit her back, they always catch the second person.

4 - Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.

5 - You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6 - Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7 - You can't run a dust-buster and hold a cat at the same time.

8 - You can''t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9 - Don't wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.

10 - The best place to be when your sad in on Grandpas' lap. 

No I'm not a genius, well I am, but I didn't make these up. A friend sent them to me in an email, and I though I''d share them with you. If you know of any other enlightening events that children encounter while learning about the idiosyncrasies of life, share them with us in in the comment section.

See also; Great Truths Adults Have Learned About Life and Growing Old.