Glenn Beck displays the medal he won in a truth-telling contest.
(?!)
The Venerable Smokestack aleithererted me to this breaking news about Glenn Beck’s new line of 1791 Supply & Co blue jeans. Don’t try to understand that name or you’ll tear your hippocampus. The 1791 part refers to the year the Bill of Rights was ratified. It definitely does not refer to the year Louis XVI and his family were captured at Varennes-en-Argonne while trying to flee the French Revolution. Beck hates revolutions that do not have “American” or possibly “faith” in front of them. It’s the whole reason he invented blue jeans in the first place.
[Danbrooks-combatblog.net]
I realize that I'm fast becoming this site's resident miserable bastard contributor, devoid of all passion for political discourse and oozing nothing but contempt for the entire process, but can anybody really blame me at this point?
Seeders Note; No, I didn't write that either, but I wish I had.
Actually it came from the hilarious genius of;
Chez Pazienza
Who is also the author of this excellent (and funny) article;
If you want to know why I've all but given up on trying to effect real change through thoughtful analysis and dialog -- why I think our country is politically broken beyond repair -- you need look no further than this: Glenn Beck is now selling his own line of jeans. Glenn Beck. Jeans. I shit you not. If the official motto for these things isn't "Because It Takes an Ass To Know Jeans" I'm crawling into my bathtub and dragging in a hair dryer. Read the whole thing;
