1 - No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2 - When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3 - If your sister hits you, don't hit her back, they always catch the 2nd person.
4 - Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
5 - You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6 - Never sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7 - You cannot run a Dustbuster and hold a cat at the same time.
8 - You cannot hide a piece broccoli in a glass of milk
9 - Do not wear polka dot underwear with white shorts.
10- The best place to be when your sad is Grandpa's lap.